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She Wolf posted this on Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:28 pm | View user's profileSend private messageAIM AddressMSN MessengerReply with quote

Thanks I'll vote before I leve tonight Smile



 


NoodleXD-2 posted this on Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:32 pm | View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mailVisit poster's websiteAIM AddressReply with quote

sorry guys but I hade some trouble with my poll I put up a new one will you all please vote again


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NoodleXD-2 posted this on Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:16 pm | View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mailVisit poster's websiteAIM AddressReply with quote

"Oh fun."

" Welcome to America!"

"I thought they weren't meant to tell us where they were." Murdoc whispered to Mena as a group of I love NY shirt clad too damn happy looking people emerged from the main building. "Don't worry sir; we give a different name to everyone who comes here."

She wouldn't stop smiling.

"No one smiles that much in New York city." Mena whispered as they took their bags and ushered them into the lobby.

"I'm scared." Murdoc admitted truthfully. Mena just nodded, she was too.


They walked over to reception as the smiley girl checked them in.

"Okay." she said as she clicked away at the keyboard, staring intently at the monitor of her computer.

"Mr. and Mrs. Niccels?"

"oh, no, no, no."
Mena protested politely. "You must have some kind of a mistake."

"You'll find we don't make mistakes here Mrs. Niccels."

The girl smiled.

Penny didn't.

"Listen woman-" Murdoc began when he heard the noise of a zip being wrenched open. Both spun around to see two of the New Yorker men opening their bags on a table.

"What the hell are you doing?!" He demanded.

The man with Murdoc's bag began pulling out a bottle of vodka and cigarettes.

"I'm sorry sir, these just aren't allowed."

Murdoc began to insult the man as Mena said calmly; "Nothing in my bag."

In an instant a pair of hands began to pat her down. "What the?" She spun around and grabbed the wrists of the woman behind her.

"Policy ma'am, we have to check for weapons."

"I'm a bass guitarist what makes you thank I’ve got a weapon!"

"So am I!" Murdoc protested.

"Which is exactly why we are wearing our bullet proof vests today." The smiley girl said with a smile.

Mena sighed. "Listen, I won't waste your time, here" She started pulling out guns and knives from hiding placed all over her.

Murdoc stared with wide eyes as she produced four guns, two from under her jacket, and another two from her ankles as she put her leg up on the table to pull knives out of her boots.

She then emptied her pockets of stunning instruments and a stray hand grenade. "Don't know how that got in there." She said as if it was nothing strange to be carrying a hand grenade around.

Murdoc continued to stare as she pulled razor blades out of her bra and removed the chopsticks which had been holding her hair in place.

He didn't understand the chopsticks.

Mena saw the look on his face and threw one of the chopsticks across the room and throw the wall.

"Ohhhh." Now he understood.

"Thank-YOU!" The smiley girl said as she struggled to carry all the items and tuck thim to the back.

"So, uh, where do we go now?"

"Here are your room keys," A random smiley guy handed them both keys. "You're free to explore the resort until your therapy session at 4 o'clock and you will get all the stuff back. “

"Okay."

They wouldn't stop smiling.

Mena and Murdoc couldn't take their eyes off the smileys. They backed into an elevator and stared ahead as the smileys formed a group and waved goodbye to them as the doors closed.

*stunned silence*

"What the fun is wrong with them.?"

"It's considered mental illness in my country." Murdoc told her.

"and must you swear so much onna?" He demanded.

Mena disregarded the question.

"What does your key say?"

"seven one three." MurDoc answered casually.

".so does mine." Mena sounded as if she could cry.

".oh fun." Murdoc muttered.


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She Wolf posted this on Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:25 pm | View user's profileSend private messageAIM AddressMSN MessengerReply with quote

Laughing



 


NoodleXD-2 posted this on Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:25 am | View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mailVisit poster's websiteAIM AddressReply with quote

".oh fun." Murdoc said again as he opened the door to their room.

Mena resisted the urge to repeat his words.

"Okay," she surmised, 'One bed..."

"This is unacceptable." Murdoc muttered.

"Mini Bar ?" Mena said relief.

"Don't worry Murdoc ,Penny’s paying! And …" Mena said as she sat down on the floor and swept the alcoholic content of the fridge onto the floor. "You can sleep on the floor."

"Grrrr." Murdoc replied.

"Oh shut-up. Have a drink." She threw a bottle at him, a little harder than she probably should have.

He caught it just before it smashed into his forehead.

Mena reached above the fridge and groped around, finding a glass. She got down four and set about filling them all up with whatever she could find.

".ameni utarenagara." Mena began singing.

"What did you say ?" Murdoc asked as he downed the bottle of. whatever Mena had thrown at him.

"Nothing'." She forgot all about the rage she had yesterday and her madness at him calling her hore.

"Mmmm.eeny.meeny.miny.MO!"

Murdoc jumped.

Mena grabbed the 'mo' drink and swallowed it in one gulp.

Murdoc recovered quickly and sat down next to Mena. "Wanna drink Murdoc?"

"Hit me." He replied with a blank face.

*SLAP*

"I MEANT GIVE ME A DRINK!"

"Ooops."

* * *

"Oh no Murdoc! We're late for therapy!"

"Out of my way Mrs. Niccels!"

"I can't walk!" Mena giggled.

"I suppose I must carry you then." Murdoc was about to pick her up off the floor.

"Wait! I need another drink!"

"No you don't."

"You're drunk Mud’s."

"So are you."

*pause*

"AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"



* * *

"No no no. Go back. Yeah. That one!"

Murdoc struggled to walk around with Mena in his arms.

"How do I open the door?"

"How drunk are you?"

"I don't know how to open the door. Did I know before I was drunk?."

"Try the handle."

"Where is it?

".I dunno. Just open the door how you usually do."

"Do you think they'll get mad?"

"They can send Penny the bill."

With that, Murdoc kicked open the door. To find.

A room full of people, all staring at them.

"I didn't know it was 'group' therapy." Mena says calmly.

"I have dishonored myself." Murdoc whispers, mortified.

"I have forgotten my name." Mena says, a puzzled look on her face. Murdoc looks at her.

"I think it's Tina or something. What's mine?"

"Burdock."

"Oh, ok."

"Sorry everybody!" The drunk girl hollered to. everyone. in the town.

"Yeah, uh, sorry." Murdoc adds pathetically.

A smiley person walks over. But they aren't smiling.

"Please take a seat. You're late."

"Duh, we said we were sorry." Mena tells the smiley guy with a sulky childish look on her face.

"I think you should put me down Murdoc." Mena whispers.

"Good idea."

He drops her.

She is smart enough to hold onto his neck and kind of get her feet on the ground.

"Thanks asshole."

"Always a pleasure."

They walk over to the other people who are all sitting in a circle and take seats.

"This is Mr. and Mrs. Niccels." The smiley guy says.

"Hello Mr. and Mrs. Niccels." The room choruses.

"Uh, hi."

"Yeah, hi."

"Ok, now that we're all here, we can begin. Mr. and Mrs. Hewlett, you were telling us about your troubles in the bedroom."

"oh fun." Murdoc mutters.

Mena stifles a giggle with a cough.

"I just don't understand him!" A pudgy woman with a ridiculous shade of maroon hair and an inch of grey regrowth says in a whiny voice.

"I don't understand her!" The old dude next to her adds.

"Okay, good, good." Smiley guy encourages.

"I want child! He wants dog! I tell him kids will make us happy , an dog live wet stains! And he says-"

"Lets not talk about pee dear."

"How could you!" She slaps the back of his balding head with her hand-bag.

"Heh-heh."

"Alriiiiight." The smiley guy takes control of the situation. "How about we hear from." He glances at his clipboard.

"Please not us, please not us."

"Mr. and Mrs. Niccels!"

".oh fun."

Neither speaks.

Everyone stares at them.

"I'm afraid you have to share ." Smiley guy sings.

Mena smiles.

"He never stops!"

"What?" Murdoc says, turning his head slowly to look at her.

"He just wants it all the time!"

"Uh-huh, good, keep going." Smiley guy is interested. So is the rest of the group. They lean forward in their chairs to hear the details.

"I just can't keep up with him!"

Murdoc still hasn't caught on.

"What is this debauchery onna?"

"Debauchery! I tell you a little about debauchery! 7 times a day! You're an animal!"

"Have you gone insane Mena?!"

"Yes I have." Mena stands up. And almost falls down. "Insanely in love."

The group holds their breath.

"With someone else!"

The room gasps.

Smiley guy doesn't know what to say.

"Uh, uh, I, um, could you, uh,"

"I demand to know who it is!" MurDoc stands up.

"I can't tell you!"

"Why not!"

"Because I only saw him for one night, I don't remember his name."

The collective eyes of the people in the room open wider than physically possible.

Smiley guy is having a coronary.

"You evil onna! I should have know from the start that-"

Mena runs over and kisses him.

He is shocked, but he gets over it.

The rest of the room however does not.

The smiley guy is still confused.

Mr. and Mrs. Niccels don't let up.

Smiley guy starts running around the room.

"I'M NOT REALLY HAPPY! I'M SAD! I'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND IN MY LIFE! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"

The couples don't move. For a moment anyway. They bolt for the door, which would normally be locked to prevent an outburst like this, but Mr. Niccels broke the door down.

So Mena and Murdoc just stand there making out as the guy runs around the room in circles screaming like a girl and ripping his hair out.

They finally come up for air.

"I need a drink." Mena says.

"I need one too." He looks over at insane/smiley guy.

They begin to leave the room with their arms around each others backs.

"After you. Mrs. Bitch" MurDoc gives a slight bow to allow Mena through the remnants of a door frame.

"Thank you. Mr. Asshole" Mena says sweetly with a smile.

She doesn't realize that Murdoc stayed back for a reason.

As smiley guy makes another pass around the room.

*POW*

.Murdoc gives him a good punch.

"MY FACE, MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!" The guy squeals.

"Sissy." Murdoc shakes his head.


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NoodleXD-2 posted this on Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:38 am | View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mailVisit poster's websiteAIM AddressReply with quote

"What the hell is going on.?"2-d stares into the living room.

"Don't ask me, they were only gone for one day." Violet answers him.

"But why are they laughing? This isn't funny!"

MurDoc and Mena are running around trying to kill each other.

"I'm scared." 2-D confesses.

"You're not alone."

"And where's Russle? They're throwing knives."

They back away slowly from the door and then make a run for it.

"You'll never kill me onna!"

"I'm not trying to; I just wanna maim you a little!"

"AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

* * *

"Penny, are you sure it was wise to send them to that. place?" Russle asks.

"Well we got rid of them for a day didn't we?"

"I guess so. But. look at them!"

They stared at the security camera footage from MurDoc winnebago.

"I knew we had to get rid of them, so I did.."

"I still don't understand what happened."

"Me nether, I cant believe they wear kicked out of that places they didn’t even last them 3 hours I tolled them no alcohol in the room…."

"What are we going to do about them now?"

Penny looked at the screen again. It now showed Mena and MurDoc playing one of their 'little games'. Penny turned off the monitor.

"Don't worry, I got a five to one on them trying to kill each other by the end of the week."

“ooo …. Well what about us penny” Russle asked lovingly


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CA$H! posted this on Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:33 pm | View user's profileSend private messageReply with quote

It's cool Cool


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She Wolf posted this on Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:53 pm | View user's profileSend private messageAIM AddressMSN MessengerReply with quote

Laughing



 


NoodleXD-2 posted this on Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:36 am | View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mailVisit poster's websiteAIM AddressReply with quote

“have you den a good boy?” penny said in a sexy tone

“of cores” Russle replied grabbing her hips.

“o…good boy…” she giggled

The next day 2-D woke to his surprise Violet was gone .

“Violet?”

“she gone 2-D” came a voice from the dark corner of the room. “I had her go shopping with the girls”

“Russle?”

“aaaaa… how did you guess?” Russle appeared
“only Murdoc can pull that trick” 2-D said setting up in his bed “and he word not let the girls go shopping”

“true … true”

“I was expecting to wake up and have a little fun with her you know?” 2-D winked at Russle.

“ya …but it was penny’s idea that get out and I don’t blame them”
“well do you mine I need to get some shorts on” 2-D sad getting up with the sheet around him.

“o… ya well MurDoc won’t to have a meeting. meet me up stares ..k” Russle yelled on his way out the door with his hands over his eyes

“k” 2-D slipped in the bathroom and look at him self in the long mirror . “all grate! she gave me a hicky!” 2-d drops the sheet “crap what is she a leech”

“looking good 2-D”

2-D quickly grabbed the sheet and covered up.

“Paula! don’t you knock! What the hell are you doing hear any way!”

“can’t I visit you love?” Paula said walking tourds him and pulls on the sheet “trying a new look?”

“stop that !”

“ and what’s this? did get bitten dye that ill again?” Paula rubs her hand down his neck .

“Paula get out!” 2-d screamed smacking her hand a way.

“how is she 2-D!”

“she how?”

“the ill did not give you a hicky with purple lip-gloss!”

“ her name is Violet , she noodles sister and she and her and band are making a single with us”

“ your sleeping with her!!! ”

“not that you need to know …. But ya me and her are in love Paula sow will you live”

Paula stomped out of the bath room and out the room up the stairs thin it hit her.

“wi …nn …eb...ago” a evil grin appeared on her face .

* At the mall *


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paul_1432 posted this on Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:42 am | View user's profileSend private messageAIM AddressMSN MessengerReply with quote

hey nodlle

hey nodlle you like 2d and how old are you?


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paul_1432 posted this on Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:43 am | View user's profileSend private messageAIM AddressMSN MessengerReply with quote

hey nodllle

une question no more , you a got msn (mail in hotmail)give me


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paul_1432 posted this on Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:48 am | View user's profileSend private messageAIM AddressMSN MessengerReply with quote

hay .....

you sabe what is 2d mail and give me your mAIL


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NoodleXD-2 posted this on Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:36 pm | View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mailVisit poster's websiteAIM AddressReply with quote

Noodle is not hear right now pleas live a message right after the beep and I’m shore I will call you back…….. Beep teehee
2-D) k hay noodle will you pic up my pain killers no your way home
Noodle) dammit to 2-D I was expecting you to hang up!


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CA$H! posted this on Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:47 pm | View user's profileSend private messageReply with quote

lol


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paul_1432 posted this on Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:40 pm | View user's profileSend private messageAIM AddressMSN MessengerReply with quote

hey nodlle

hey nodlle yuo like play gitar


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