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spyder1070
posted this on Mon May 14, 2012 2:54 pm |
Absolutely._________________
All Hail the Purple Cloud of Mystery.
Noodle~2-d
posted this on Mon May 14, 2012 6:35 pm |
Of course!
spyder1070
posted this on Tue May 15, 2012 10:19 am |
I completely agree._________________
All Hail the Purple Cloud of Mystery.
spyder1070
posted this on Wed May 16, 2012 12:55 pm |
Agree that this topic is done, and people should stop posting in it._________________
All Hail the Purple Cloud of Mystery.
pandemonia
posted this on Sat Sep 01, 2012 6:58 pm |
All that rooting in the mud and you only found one worm? Come on man, try harder.
And I can't just leave your hand hanging up there. Here, have a high five.
spyder1070
posted this on Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:45 pm |
Little Billy comes home from school early and on his way to his room, he hears an odd sound coming from his mum and dad's room. So sneaking up to the door he gently pushes it open, seeing that she's having sex with a strange man. So while she's in the throes of passion, he creeps over to the cupboard and hides inside it. A few moments later, his dad comes home. In a panic, Billy's mum grabs her boyfriend, and shoves him in the cupboard. Billy looks up at the man, who looks down at him, then smiles.
"It's dark in here, isn't it?" Billy says.
"Yeah," says the strange man.
"I have a baseball," Billy says softly. To which the man replies.
"That's nice."
"What'll you give me for it?" Billy asks.
"Err, I dunno? How much do you want?" the man shrugs.
"Two hundred and fifty bucks," Billy grins.
"What? Are you crazy?" the man husks in shock.
"My dad's out there," the young boy sneers. So the man gives him the money. The next day, Billy comes home early again, and once again his mum is in the throes of passion with the strange man. So Billy hides in the cupboard again. Dad comes home early and once again Billy and the man are in the cupboard looking at one another.
"It's dark in here, isn't it?" Billy sighs.
"Yep," the man replies.
"I have a baseball glove," the young boy grins. The man gives himself a forehead slap and sighs.
"Okay, how much?" he groans.
"Seven hundred and fifty bucks." After having a small heart attack, the strange man gives him the money. The weekend comes around and Billy's dad walks over to him with a smile.
"Son, go get your ball and mitt, we'll throw it around the yard for a while," his dad says.
"Can't dad. I sold it," the boy shrugs.
"Sold it? How much did you get?" his dad asks gruffly.
"A thousand bucks," Billy replies.
"WHAT? That was a terrible thing to do to your friend. I'm taking you to church this instant, and you can go confess to God what you did," his dad growls. So off to church they go. Billy steps into the confessional and shuts the door.
"It's dark in here, isn't it?" he says when the little door opens,
"Oh fer heavens sake. Don't start that again," the priest says, giving himself a forehead slap.
Have a great day/night, where ever you are in the world_________________
All Hail the Purple Cloud of Mystery.